I’d now like to come up with some flattering and complimentary “Yo Mama” jokes. I’ll start.
Yo mama so economically thrifty she was able to raise 3 kids on a secretary’s salary.
Yo mama so pretty people often think she’s years younger than she is.
Yo mama so physically fit she still fits into her wedding dress.
Yo mama so selfless she would often go without so that you’d have a good Christmas.
Yo mama’s credit score’s so high she bought a new car, put zero down, and got .0% APR for 48 months.
Yo mama so well respected everyone in the community values her opinion.
Yo mama so good at math she could still help you with your homework even though you take those high level college trigonometry coerces.
Yo mamas teeth so straight it looks as if she had braces when in fact she never did.
Yo mama so sentimental she some times has trouble throwing away old greeting cards.
Yo mama so patriotic she stands up when they play the national anthem on TV.
If you think of any good ones, coment on this post and I’ll add them.
